fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

(Source: fvming, via baracknobama)

sex-like-a-nympho:

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

my main source of stress

(Source: piplump, via ashcakes2012)

nosdrinker:

let’s 96 (ignore each other)

(via fake-mermaid)